a month if they want it; they can have just as much as they want; everything belongs to them.” “_Ain'_ dat gay?  En what dey got to do, Huck?” “_They_ don't do nothing!  Why, how you talk! They just set around.” “No; is dat so?” “Of course it is.  They just set around--except, maybe, when there's a war; then they go to the war.  But other times they just lazy around; or go hawking--just hawking and sp--Sh!--d' you hear a noise?” We skipped out and looked; but it warn't nothing but the flutter of a steamboat's wheel away down, coming around the point; so we come back. “Yes,” says I, “and other times, when things is dull, they fuss with the parlyment; and if everybody don't go just so he whacks their heads off. But mostly they hang round the harem.” “Roun' de which?” “Harem.” “What's de harem?” “The place where he keeps his wives.  Don't you know about the harem? Solomon had one; he had about a million wives.” “Why, yes, dat's so; I--I'd done forgot it.  A harem's a bo'd'n-house, I reck'n.  Mos' likely dey has rackety times in de nussery.  En I reck'n de wives quarrels considable; en dat 'crease de racket.  Yit dey say Sollermun de wises' man dat ever live'.  I doan' take no stock in dat. Bekase why: would a wise man want to live in de mids' er sich a blim-blammin' all de time?  No--'deed he wouldn't.  A wise man 'ud take en buil' a biler-factry; en den he could shet _down_ de biler-factry when he want to res'.” “Well, but he _was_ the wisest man, anyway; because the widow she told me so, her own self.” “I doan k'yer what de widder say, he _warn't_ no wise man nuther.  He had some er de dad-fetchedes' ways I ever see.  Does you know 'bout dat chile dat he 'uz gwyne to chop in two?” “Yes, the widow told me all about it.” “_Well_, den!  Warn' dat de beatenes' notion in de worl'?  You jes' take en look at it a minute.  Dah's de stump, dah--dat's one er de women; heah's you--dat's de yuther one; I's Sollermun; en dish yer dollar bill's de chile.  Bofe un y